Another day walking home from school with Liam. His birthday is next week, so I asked him what Grandma should get him for his birthday, expecting “lego set, pokemon cards, bionicles,” – you know, standard-issue 8 year old stuff.
He paused, turned, threw his arms in the air. “She should spend EIGHTY DOLLARS and get me a TUXEDO!” he proclaimed. “Like real vampires wear. Or a spy.”