Today, Tuesday, Caleb and I saw these teams of people along 14th street. Each team had odd contraptions on their laps and was studiously looking at traffic. When Caleb and I asked them what they were doing, they wouldn’t answer us.
What do you think they’re doing?
I think the things in their laps look like kids’ toy xylophones, but these things didn’t make any noise.
We think they are counting the number of people who are talking about Mark Sanford’s Gaucho Gate…or they are counting the decibel levels on the sidewalks of New York, prepatory to a ban on talking.
We think they are counting the number of people who are talking about Mark Sanford’s Gaucho Gate…or they are counting the decibel levels on the sidewalks of New York, prepatory to a ban on talking.