Me: That’s a cool sand castle, guys. Why are there two sections?
Liam: This section over here is where rich people live. And this section is for regular people.
Me: Oh. Where would we be?
Liam: Here. On the wall in the middle.
Me: On the wall?
Liam: Yeah. That’s where the medium people live.
I wonder what they plan to do with that big stick. Is it to beat the regular people into submission? Seems to me that the boys have taken the whole “first class” versus “coach” distinction way too seriously.