Liam, pointing at a taxi: Mommy, what’s a gentlemen’s club?
Me, glancing at the taxi: Um, a club for men.
Liam: Well, if it’s a club for men, then why does that ad have a picture of a woman on it?
Innocence
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Brilliant. That child is brilliant.
My husband’s window looks right onto a billboard for the Penthouse Club and one for BBQ. It’s disturbing. I’m convinced it’s going to have a Pavlovian effect and he’ll have trouble discerning between hunger and libido which will then lead to some very uncomfortable dinner dates…