life according to my inbox

I sometimes forget to check the spam folder in my inbox and finally did so tonight.

You know what I learned? My life is a mess. I am, apparently, overweight, single, and broke. I’m in dire need of a credit line and unless I score on eHarmony, ain’t no Valentine’s Day gifts coming my way unless I order them for myself.Ā  I’ve spared you the ads for penis implants, viagra, and hot Asian chicks (which I assume is not a reference to some kind of esoteric soup with claws in it).

I wonder to myself. Is this what the digital revolution was all about?Ā  Billions of bytes about peckers and creditors, hoochies and hotties, fat and pharma?

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5 Responses to life according to my inbox

  1. Maggie S. January 29, 2013 at 2:11 am #

    Mine is aware of my age, also.
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  2. Christie January 29, 2013 at 8:00 am #

    Great rant. Love it.
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  3. Lady Jennie January 29, 2013 at 6:37 pm #

    How do they know all that about you? šŸ˜‰
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  4. anna January 30, 2013 at 7:21 am #

    it’s like we share an inbox šŸ™‚
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    • Deborah Quinn January 30, 2013 at 2:49 pm #

      or we’re the same person, b/c I think as you were leaving this comment, i was reading about bedtime math & laughing (in despair at my ineptitude)!

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