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life according to my inbox

I sometimes forget to check the spam folder in my inbox and finally did so tonight.

You know what I learned? My life is a mess. I am, apparently, overweight, single, and broke. I’m in dire need of a credit line and unless I score on eHarmony, ain’t no Valentine’s Day gifts coming my way unless I order them for myself.  I’ve spared you the ads for penis implants, viagra, and hot Asian chicks (which I assume is not a reference to some kind of esoteric soup with claws in it).

I wonder to myself. Is this what the digital revolution was all about?  Billions of bytes about peckers and creditors, hoochies and hotties, fat and pharma?

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