This morning, Caleb saw the most recent New York magazine, with DIck Fuld on the cover, lying on the coffee table. He grabbed the magazine and ran over to his brother, who was still making his way through breakfast.
“Liam, look!” Caleb said, waving the magazine. “A real vampire! With horns and everything.”
Which is of course totally unfair.
We all know that vampires don’t have horns.