Setting: the interior of a rental Impala on a snowy morning in a medium-sized Midwestern town
Players: a husband and wife, neither of whom are familiar with the town; and the GPS, whom the husband and wife call Doris, which came with the rental car.
Doris: Turn right on Miami Road.
Wife: There’s the sign. You should turn.
Husband: I’m turning, I’m turning.
Doris: Continue straight on Miami Road.
Wife: There’s the entrance to the school. On the left.
Husband: Doris says go straight.
Wife: That’s the entrance. On the left. There.
Husband: Doris says go straight.
Wife: Well, okay, but we just passed the entrance.
Husband: Maybe there’s another entrance up ahead.
Wife: That was the entrance. Back there. On your left. We just passed it.
Husband: Doris must be broken.
Wife: You’re right. Doris probably just didn’t see the entrance sign and the big arrow pointing into the gate.