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Morning Beauty Tips

Scene: Our hideous kitchen, about 6:45am.  Our kitchen has no windows and the walls are tiled in a color that my downstairs neighbor describes as “delicately congealed oatmeal.”  Congealed oatmeal combined with overhead florescent lights give my skin a lovely waxy glow–I imagine the same sort of pallor worn by extras on the zombie TV show “The Walking Dead.” I am half-asleep, wheezing and coughing because I have a cold …