Archive | February, 2010

Sometimes you just say hmmm

I’m seeing New York streets these days through the filter of someone who is thinking about maybe moving out of the city.  This filter means that everything seems a little sharper, for both good and ill: the wads of dead gum are darker and more disgusting; the joy of being able to find anything I want within a six-block radius more exhilarating.

One of New York’s chief pleasures, for me at least, is what I see while I walk around, and today on my way to an eight AM yoga class (let me say that again: EIGHT AM YOGA, people), I had two of those New York moments that aren’t “aha” moments but  “hmm” moments.

The first is a sign for Vitamin Water, part of their new ad campaign, which I imagine some newly graduated media studies major pitched as edgy and urban. I’m not sure this particular sign is either of those things. In fact, if I lived in Chelsea, it might just piss me off:

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The other puzzlement wasn’t an ad, wasn’t edgy at all, really, but was definitely urban. Could become a prop in one of those continuing ed creative writing courses, you know, write the story of how this photo came to be:

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After I took this picture, I wondered if I was myself being photographed, if someone had perhaps set these shoes just so on the snowbank to see if anyone would stop. Maybe the whole thing was a setup.

But maybe not. Maybe clown shoes in the snow were just to remind me that the city’s gifts can be found in unexpected places.

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Read full story · Comments { 3 } on February 28, 2010 in NYC, street notes

Snow Day! (and the day after)

On Friday, the day of the “snowicane,” the “slushocalypse,” Manhattan looked like this:

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Today, the day after the snowicane? It’s like a hangover:

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Read full story · Comments { 0 } on February 27, 2010 in NYC

Cheap at the price

Yesterday, when Liam came home from school, he was sure there would be a snow day on Friday. “It’s going to snow for twenty hours, mom,” he said, channeling his inner Sam Champion.

Visions of two boys trapped inside all day danced in my head–I could almost hear the bickering, the endless loops of “stop it, no you stop it, no you stop it, MOM!”

Without really thinking about it, I opened my mouth and out came a bet: “If you two are home all day, Liam, I bet you twenty bucks you can’t spend the whole day without getting angry at Caleb.”

“Not getting angry? At all? What about just once? What if I just used one angry word?”

“Nope. Not for twenty bucks. For twenty bucks, not one angry word.”  I couldn’t imagine that the schools would close–New York City schools almost never close, right?

Wrong. This morning…still snowing. Snowed all day. Still snowing now. And when I tiptoed into the boy’s  room this morning at 6:53 to tell them there was no school, Liam smiled and whispered, “you’re gonna owe me twenty dollars tonight, mommy.”

I didn’t believe him, but I wildly underestimated the power of his greed.

Not one crabby word came out of his mouth. True, we were outside playing for a big part of the day, and true, Liam spent a bunch of time running in the snow with his friends while Caleb went sledding with daddy, so it’s not like they were on top of each other all day. But they did play legos all morning, play together in the snow–and have a snowball fight–without bloodshed–later this afternoon, and then resumed their lego adventures together tonight after dinner.

At dinner, Caleb announced that if Liam was getting twenty dollars, then he should get something too. He wanted five tokens (we use foreign coins as his “payment” for his little chores).  Not five dollars, five tokens. Kid drives a hard bargain.

It’s almost bedtime and I think I’m going to have to fork over twenty bucks and five euros or pence or whatever’s in the coin jar.

Funny. I don’t remember reading in any of my parenting books about the importance of “monetizing” good behavior.  And yeah, probably I shouldn’t do this on a regular basis (of course, I can’t afford to, either).

But for today? For today, I’m all about Gordon Gekko. Greed is good.

Read full story · Comments { 0 } on February 26, 2010 in Children, Kids